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Noobs Are Coming

Noobs Are Coming
Platform
PC
Release Date
File Size
127.66 MB
Views
6,734
Comments
1
Languages
English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Turkish
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Version Status

Current Version
v1.0
Rate & review
4.3 / 5 (229)
Very Positive
82%
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Description

Noobs Are Coming puts the player in the shoes of the final boss in an arena where they must fight off waves of enemies. The main goal is to withstand increasingly powerful attacks from attackers called Noobs over the course of a 30-minute round. There is a list of boss characters to choose from, including the Giant Worm, the Spider Queen, or the seductive Succubus. After that, it is necessary to create a unique build, equipping the hero with special abilities and combining dozens of different attacks to build a defensive tactic. The gameplay in Noobs Are Coming is focused on creating special builds and finding effective combinations between equipment and skills.

You can summon minions to help in battle, place automatic turrets, and interact with physical objects, such as spiked balls on chains or large destructive cores. Features include growing plant allies, using spells to turn enemies into sheep or golden statues, and even mining ore in the area. The game’s mechanics allow you to combine identical items multiple times, opening up access to specialized configurations that change the course of battle. Defeated opponents drop souls, which serve as currency for leveling up and purchasing upgrades in the store between rounds. The universe of this game is a parody of role-playing settings and contains meta humor. As you progress, new content and additional challenges become available. This action roguelike can be played both alone and in local co-op mode.

NOTE. Uploaded version: 30 November 2025 [v1.0]. This is Full Release and latest version of game. The game is already Pre-Installed and ready to run the game, read the instruction below.

System Requirements

Minimum

OS:
 Windows
Processor:
 Core i3
RAM:
 8 GB RAM
Graphics:
 Any off-board graphics
Storage:
 1 GB available space

Recommended

OS:
 Windows
Processor:
 Core i5 or above
RAM:
 8 GB RAM
Graphics:
 Any off-board graphics
Storage:
 1 GB available space

Installation Guide

Step-by-step setup process for P2P Release

  1. No installation is needed — this release is fully pre-installed and ready to play, so you can skip setup wizards and long updates entirely.

  2. Extract the archive (RAR/ZIP) to a short, Latin-only path like C:\Games\GameName using WinRAR or 7-Zip — and never launch the game from inside the archive, as that is the top cause of launch failures.

  3. Launch the game via Run Me!.bat (or the main .exe file) in the game folder. If nothing happens, right-click it and choose Run as administrator.

Game Info

Developer
Overboy
Publisher
Overboy
Platform
PC
Release Date
File Size
127.66 MB
Status
Pre-installed (Portable)

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Comments (1)

  1. Skigameco


    Early Access - Update 3.0 - (20 July 2025)NEW ITEM: Team Play: Minions kick Kickables towards the player (super powerful for Minion + Kickable soccer build)NEW ITEM: Claustrophobia: -10% Room Size, -5% Enemy SpeedNEW QOL Feature (visibility): Transparent Attacks Mode (projectiles, minions and many attacks now transparent)NEW QOL Feature (visibility): Toggle on/off the Ground TextureNEW QOL Feature (visibility): Locked Camera Mode even when there is only 1 player in singleplayer or co-opNEW QOL Feature (visibility): Option to disable Noob Text BubblesSpider Minion: spiders don’t shake anymore when they change direction, it was too visually distractingPolished the Ground Textures so they’re less distractingMerge Character Item: indicated it can only be found with Character that already won in Difficulty 5Difficulty 2 is now unlocked after winning 1 Difficulty run instead of 2Kickable Synergy: (3) => +10% DamageAdept Character: +40 Range in its Circle (should make the character more powerful and fun to play)Summoner Character: now always starts with a Skullball in addition to its starter attack choiceCrowd Item: (nerf) now also add +10% Enemy HPPlant Attacks: Tweak the water fill bars so it’s less distractingBonecrusher/Minion Attacks: added an advice in the tooltip: the player should position so those minions destroy rows of enemies by targeting the playerBugfix: some issues could happen when new settings were added in game updatesImproved russian translations

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